Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Senior Trying To Reset A Password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER : 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50ferkingboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50FERKINGboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50FerkingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDon' tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPeedOff50FerkingBoiled CabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDonotGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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