08-01-18, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Appalachia
Posts: 419
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Re: Smile of the day - What is yours?
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Originally Posted by Littlepeahead
Text conversation with a female friend I was staying with, about dinner that evening:
Her: Do you like salmon and fennel?
Me: Yes to salmon, not sure about fennel, I really don't like penis.
Her: Er, okay... we can talk about that later...
Me: About what?
Her: Well I know you've split with Stuart, was that part of the problem?
Me: Eh? Why would me not liking aniseed contribute to my marriage breaking up?
Her: Oh, I misunderstood.
Me (after re reading what I'd sent her): F'ing autocorrect, I meant I don't like Pernod! PERNOD! I wasn't coming out as a lesbian!
Her: OK, I'll just use peas instead then shall I?
I hate autocorrect.
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