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Snippets from personnel files


Since my last report this employee has reached rock bottom and started to dig


His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity


I would not allow this employee to breed.


This associate is not so much of a has been as a definitely never will be.


When she opens her mouth it is only to change the foot already in there.


He would be out of his depth in a carpark puddle.


This person has delusions of adequacy.


He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.


Got into the gene pool when lifeguard was not looking.


This man should go far, and the sooner he starts the better.


Room temperature IQ.


As bright as Alaska in December.


If brains were taxed he would get a rebate.


If she was any dumber she would need watering twice a week.


Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.


Takes her an hour and a half to skive for 60 minutes.


Could be dyslexic, confused between confidence and competence, also ambition and ability.