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Old 12-08-18, 03:00 PM   #1297
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

A duck walks into a bar.

Duck: got any bread?
Barman: no!
Duck: got any bread?
Barman: no
Duck: got any bread?
Barman: no
Duck: got any bread?
Barman: no and if you ask again I'll nail your break to the bar.
Duck: got any nails?
Barman: no
Duck: got any bread?

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