I'm hanging round with a bunch of sweaty, unwashed men in a field.
Ha, tricked you! You thought that meant I'll be in Essex didn't you?
If I wasn't going to Download I wouldn't be there anyway. Last year I met a horrendous lanky Irish fella whom I really didn't like and am keen to avoid. I think it was swigging from his bottle that gave me hepatitis
and scabies
and rabies
and babies
.