MrsT to Widepants on Sunday evening, "you're a c_ck"
(after the third dodgy comment from the skinny britched one)
MrsT to me after Saturday's rideout "is that the furthest you've taken me over?" 
Phil 24_7 to me "we need more wood"
Me to Phil 24_7 "speak for yourself"
Sorry Kate -
I don't think he heard me tbh.