kd sweety

im quite good at getting it erect but sods law that its always soggy in the morning and sometimes it leaks if i lay to far to one side! i have tried to combat this problem but its harder when there are several people sleeping next to me, although being in the middle you dont get as wet but the people either side get very wet and can squeeze you resulting in their fluids leaking onto you and making you wet aswell. all in all its fun when its erect but when flacid its a rather big heavy lump to carry around and i can't always be bothered to roll it up and put it away, i have been known to leave the pole in the hole due to a lack of being bothered.