El Boc...If you are going to brave a visit to Selkent or(heaven forbid) Soho Massive...can I suggest that you do so with a lengthy rope tied around your waist, in order that we can pull you back as you are bound to be poisoned with suvvern rabbit and they will spin their web of deception in order to convert you to one of their own.
They will try to impress you with gadgets and that new fangled thing electriccery...be on your guard. For our dear maiden Tara has already trodden the same path and now seems doomed!
The sooner our retina recognition password system is fully functional then we can be less vigilant ourselves and the system will monitor the impostors as they try to enter our forum with their poisoned tongues and fancy ways.
p.s.I am sure Jelster is a closet one of us? In fact when I met him in Valencia I must admit he did not have the expected bushy, meet in the middle eye brows,cross eyed gaze nor nervous twitch as we have become used to from those from darn sarf.
