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Old 03-01-19, 10:24 AM   #5
Jayneflakes
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Ah Jayne, we miss your sense of humour. Please post more often as you always make us smile.
I check in every now and again, but not being able to ride as much anymore makes me sad and a tad bitter and sweary.

My New Years resolution was to ride my bike more in 2019, which given that I have recently passed my driving test for a car, means I don't have to practice in the cage anymore! Come the warm days of summer and providing my aching old bones can cope with it, I will be out and about, riding along the rutted and potholed roads like an arthritic snail with a head cold!

I also need to get riding more because I have a new friend who needs to be trained in the ways of the biker, so that we can find her a decent boyfriend and not the kind of worthless man babies she has been dating of late!

I did have one epic ride in 2018, but it was only a short one across the bridge into Wales... Where I saw Slayer in Cardiff! It was awesome, a great ride and an amazing gig. I could not move for a week afterwards, but it was worth every agony just to hear Tom Araya screaming through Angel of Death! My heart melted.
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Jayne, I really must say that you do love that pussy!
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Jayne you're a Pussy Magnet
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