What would you like to invent - SV650.org

01-02-11, 01:03 AM

For my masters I have to pioneer something so I've been studying Binaural beats and bio-waves following on the research of Dr A Tomatis, as I want to find the frequencies which are created in Tinnitus sufferers. That and a lid wiper for rainy days.

Bibio · 01-02-11, 01:13 AM

i hope you get there Smudge. thats fantastic work that would defiantly benefit mankind in a big way.

funny though i had a conversation with my eldest after school about inventing things and he said 'if i were to invent anything it would be a projectile dispersal shield' his thoughts were to invent something that would turn bullets/projectiles into dust which in turn would stop all the senseless killing in the world.

his words not mine.

01-02-11, 01:21 AM

Sounds like he's got his head screwed on even if it's a tall order. Makes a change from weapons design, one of the work placements was with British aerospace I'd dread to think of why they would want sound specialists probs one of those sonic cannons lol

Bibio · 01-02-11, 01:36 AM

think you would be surprised. frequency has a massive part to play when designing things that fly, also cabin pressure could probably be dropped using sound waves just like the field you are studding at the moment. or sound propulsion. true that most advances come form weapons research which is a shame.

yup my kids do have their heads screwed on.

01-02-11, 03:37 AM

After I D-mobbed I trained and worked as an electronics engineer before being made redundant so I had a head start when doing my BSc Hons as like you say many scientific laws cross over.

01-02-11, 06:26 AM

I'd like to invent something that will turn Davina Macall into a worm, and then I would squash her, like a worm. Then when I'm happy - I will go and hunt down Louie Spence and zap him too. Wouldn't squash him though, I'd leave him as a worm so he can mate with himself.

01-02-11, 06:40 AM

id invent lsd
stop smiling smudger
light speed drive

mission of dave preston
to boldly crash at speeds never crashed before
do do do dododododo dodo

SoulKiss · 01-02-11, 07:47 AM

Something cheap, probably made abroad for little money that everyone wants one of with a low enough price tag that everyone can afford one.

Damn, I think that Mr and Mrs Preston already invented the Davepreston...

01-02-11, 07:55 AM

Id like to invent some kind of energy source that didn't need oil, gas or electric so I could put two fingers upto the oil companies controlling the world.

I look at the price we (the west) pay for fuel then the obscene wealth in the Arab countries, it's just not right.

They will get their comeuppance one day, hopefully in my lifetime.

I'd also like to invent an everyday item that would be known as my name instead of the product name, like Hoover or dyson, it would be built HERE as well, not by some 7 year old Thai kid.

timwilky · 01-02-11, 08:31 AM

I would like to invent something that makes children behave like children and not louts.

Dammit, just done a bit of research. Apparently there is something called a "Parent"? that should do that.

01-02-11, 01:03 AM	#1
Smudge Guest Posts: n/a	What would you like to invent For my masters I have to pioneer something so I've been studying Binaural beats and bio-waves following on the research of Dr A Tomatis, as I want to find the frequencies which are created in Tinnitus sufferers. That and a lid wiper for rainy days.

01-02-11, 01:13 AM	#2
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: What would you like to invent i hope you get there Smudge. thats fantastic work that would defiantly benefit mankind in a big way. funny though i had a conversation with my eldest after school about inventing things and he said 'if i were to invent anything it would be a projectile dispersal shield' his thoughts were to invent something that would turn bullets/projectiles into dust which in turn would stop all the senseless killing in the world. his words not mine.

01-02-11, 01:21 AM	#3
Smudge Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you like to invent Sounds like he's got his head screwed on even if it's a tall order. Makes a change from weapons design, one of the work placements was with British aerospace I'd dread to think of why they would want sound specialists probs one of those sonic cannons lol

01-02-11, 01:36 AM	#4
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: What would you like to invent think you would be surprised. frequency has a massive part to play when designing things that fly, also cabin pressure could probably be dropped using sound waves just like the field you are studding at the moment. or sound propulsion. true that most advances come form weapons research which is a shame. yup my kids do have their heads screwed on.

01-02-11, 03:37 AM	#5
Smudge Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you like to invent After I D-mobbed I trained and worked as an electronics engineer before being made redundant so I had a head start when doing my BSc Hons as like you say many scientific laws cross over.

01-02-11, 06:26 AM	#6
The Idle Biker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you like to invent I'd like to invent something that will turn Davina Macall into a worm, and then I would squash her, like a worm. Then when I'm happy - I will go and hunt down Louie Spence and zap him too. Wouldn't squash him though, I'd leave him as a worm so he can mate with himself.

01-02-11, 06:40 AM	#7
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you like to invent id invent lsd stop smiling smudger light speed drive mission of dave preston to boldly crash at speeds never crashed before do do do dododododo dodo Last edited by davepreston; 01-02-11 at 06:42 AM.

01-02-11, 07:47 AM	#8
SoulKiss Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sunny Croydonia Posts: 6,124	Re: What would you like to invent Something cheap, probably made abroad for little money that everyone wants one of with a low enough price tag that everyone can afford one. Damn, I think that Mr and Mrs Preston already invented the Davepreston... __________________ Sent from my PC NOT using any Tapatalk type rubbish!! █╬╬╬╬(•)i¯i▀▀▀▀▀█Ξ███████████████████████████████)

01-02-11, 07:55 AM	#9
Specialone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you like to invent Id like to invent some kind of energy source that didn't need oil, gas or electric so I could put two fingers upto the oil companies controlling the world. I look at the price we (the west) pay for fuel then the obscene wealth in the Arab countries, it's just not right. They will get their comeuppance one day, hopefully in my lifetime. I'd also like to invent an everyday item that would be known as my name instead of the product name, like Hoover or dyson, it would be built HERE as well, not by some 7 year old Thai kid.

01-02-11, 08:31 AM	#10
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: What would you like to invent I would like to invent something that makes children behave like children and not louts. Dammit, just done a bit of research. Apparently there is something called a "Parent"? that should do that. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.