Hate the tube?

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on the tube follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link

Very naughty but bloody funny

very funny! why did i think something was going to happen when it got to zero?

Originally Posted by kwak zzr

very funny! why did i think something was going to happen when it got to zero?

While he is fixated on the countdown slip your hand into your bag/pocket with the can of lynx and when it hit's 0 spray

I thought it would get taken down by now...

Originally Posted by Bluesteel

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on the tube follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link

have you tried it out yet??

don't try it at stockwell

No, when I'm irritated by someone on the tube I just blow softly into their ear. They either move, or I get punched in the face. Come to think of it, I should stop that.

My friends have lots of ways to shift undesirables: some become flatulent, some talk about STDs and others stare manically. The key thing to remember is they’re all an art in their own special way.