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Old 03-09-09, 03:13 PM   #1
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The daughter has been cultivating a couple of chilli plants on the kitchen window. don't ask what variety I don't know. We wondered when they would be ready.

So a few have turned bright red so I picked one and cut off a sliver.

Effing hell pint pot of water and I am still bright pink. I think now I know they are a shade on the warm side I might just enjoy these.
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Old 03-09-09, 03:22 PM   #2
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Bog roll in the fridge then Mr Wilky?
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Old 03-09-09, 03:24 PM   #3
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MILK....and lots of it!!!
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Old 03-09-09, 03:26 PM   #4
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Nice! I love a bit of spice me
Curry night at yours then?
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Old 03-09-09, 03:28 PM   #5
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Ah I learned an invaluable chilli lesson many years ago chaps.

Wash your hands before you go to the loo. and wash them again and again.

Cooking a meal with the wife dunking your best friend in a bowl of cold water is not easy.
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Old 03-09-09, 03:31 PM   #6
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Old 03-09-09, 03:33 PM   #7
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Ah I learned an invaluable chilli lesson many years ago chaps.

Wash your hands before you go to the loo. and wash them again and again.

Cooking a meal with the wife dunking your best friend in a bowl of cold water is not easy.
also a second tip is not to get amorus with the ladies before the aformentioned hand washing else a red face is the last of your worries
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The wife dunking your best friend in a bowl of cold water is not easy.
I thought man's best friend was the dog !
How deluded I have been all these years!
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Old 03-09-09, 03:35 PM   #9
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The Only Thing I Know About Chilli

that if you put the merest smidge of chilli oil in a bigggg quantity of water then used the water as body paint, [the paintee] wont actually realise it wasnt a very good idea until the water evaporates.....
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Ah I learned an invaluable chilli lesson many years ago chaps.

Wash your hands before you go to the loo. and wash them again and again.
I don't think any male chef has ever not done this. I have. Several times.
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