Real world tortures for theiving chavscum

following on from my last post - we've established the TCS (theiving ChavScum) is gonna cost me £200 prolly, having attempted to steal my bike.

He was also seen hanging around in next doors garden later...hoping to try again praps ...

Spose he comes back tonight. and im lying in wait with a net and baseballl bat , and capture the TCS, waht would you do to him ???

Im talking real world stuff, not crush with him your Chieftain tank or get medieaval on his **** with some pliers and a blow torch (altho that might work !)

Beat the crap out of him, i'd rightfully defend my own property.

you seen american history X ??? put your teeth on that curb boy!!!!!!!!!

[yorkie_chris]

Get a couple of your mates to cop hold of him, pin him down, trousers down. Hold a combat knife to his b0llocks and inform him that it may be a bad idea messing around with your property.

Waterboarding? Terrifying and leaves no marks. Easy enough to rig up without any special equipment too...

Originally Posted by neio79

you seen american history X ??? put your teeth on that curb boy!!!!!!!!!

that just made me curl my toes!

efiing good film tho

[G]

Junior hacksaw slowly between each finger on each hand, and then between each toe on each foot.

[Nobbylad]

Prob not worth confronting him as a) you might lose your rag and go to town on him b) he knows where you live and has nowt else to do all day than get high/terrorise you (with his mates) and c) if you threaten him, ironically he'll get the bizzies onto you and you'll get done.

ive got a hacksaw n all -= oi Zig - whats the name of the big guy with the nitrous ZX9 ? i reckon he could hold a TCS easy , mebbe if we waited then strolled round nonchalant and then GRAB HIM - the fun could begin ....

Yay, see how he likes his ignition barrell being screwdrivered!