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Old 07-06-13, 06:57 PM   #1
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Default Oh, what's in my butt?

With the exception of Fallout some of us like gardening. If so you may have a water butt or two. Shame on you if you thought this thread was about something else.

In the south east corner of my estate I have three large linked butts that collect water from my shed roof. As the supplied taps are usually so slow I got the loose top variety and dunk in from the top when I need to retrieve some of the contents. If you also have this kind of butt for goodness sake make sure the lid is always secured in place or at least weighted down.

I was down there this evening wondering who had knocked the weight and lid off butt two when the drowned squirrel that almost certainly did so bobbed up to the surface beside the submurged watering can. I jumped a mile!! [/public_info]
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Old 07-06-13, 07:35 PM   #2
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What what, in my butt? I said what what, in my butt? Got a squirrel in ma butt! In ma butt! Got a squirrel in ma butt! In ma butt.

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Old 07-06-13, 07:57 PM   #3
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What what, in my butt? I said what what, in my butt? Got a squirrel in ma butt! In ma butt! Got a squirrel in ma butt! In ma butt.

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Lol.

Reminds of the clip in Bruce Almighty....

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Old 08-06-13, 02:13 PM   #4
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Was it a proper squirrel (I.e Red) in which case 'Oh no! or a skanky American Tree Rat (I.e Grey Squirrel) in which case 'Oh well!'
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Old 08-06-13, 02:35 PM   #5
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Tree rat. Have never seen a proper British squiggle this far south.
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Old 08-06-13, 02:46 PM   #6
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Shame really, they seem to be limited to North/Scotland

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Old 09-06-13, 10:23 AM   #7
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RIP Squirrel. Shame on you Sir Trev.
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Old 09-06-13, 12:40 PM   #8
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RIP Squirrel. Shame on you Sir Trev.
Eh? The butt in question had a proper lid on it that was weighted down by a full size house brick. Shame on whatever animal managed to dislodge them both is I think what you meant.
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Old 12-06-13, 12:28 PM   #9
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What what, in my butt? I said what what, in my butt? Got a squirrel in ma butt! In ma butt! Got a squirrel in ma butt! In ma butt.

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I don't get it. Wtf are you on about? Never herd of it.
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