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Old 09-02-09, 04:22 PM   #1
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Me and the wife are going on hols in March with our wee lad.

I went into Thomas Cook who gave me a brochure and a price on the holiday i wanted.

I then went into Thomsons and a beautiful 18 year old girl came to help me. She said they don't do the destination i want in March but she would see if she could find a deal from another operator. She bent over to rummage in some filing cabinets (and i couldn't help noticing that i could see the lacy tops of her hold ups.) I was mesmerized with her, she was so pretty.

Anyway she said the only operator to do the destination i wanted was thomas cook, and that i could book it through them. She ran some prices for me and it was £100 more than going direct with thomas cook.

But she was so pretty i want to go and book it with her, but the wife will be with me when we book. She'd be a bit suspicious when she saw how pretty the travel agent bird is, and if she found out that I'd paid an extra £100 just to gawp her, then she'd be a bit angry i think.

What should i do?
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Old 09-02-09, 04:23 PM   #2
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Dump the wife

Marry the tart in the travel agents

Use family discount to get the holiday cheaper

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Old 09-02-09, 04:29 PM   #3
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stop perving you old git!
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Old 09-02-09, 04:30 PM   #4
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Give her one, everybody else has.
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Old 09-02-09, 04:33 PM   #5
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hes been on the turps again, first googgly eyed weather burds, now tarty travel agents...

if you ain't gettin enough at home, i think you ought to be nicer to your wife!
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Old 09-02-09, 04:34 PM   #6
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Old 09-02-09, 04:35 PM   #7
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Dump the wife

Marry the tart in the travel agents

Use family discount to get the holiday cheaper

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gets my vote!
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Old 09-02-09, 04:43 PM   #8
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Travel agents employ people like her purely because of people like you!
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Old 09-02-09, 04:47 PM   #9
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Ahhh men and their weaknesses...
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Old 09-02-09, 04:47 PM   #10
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After seeing the sort of women you go for (the weather bird) I'd be sceptical that this travel agent chick is worth the £100 gawp- post a pic of her so we can do a vote on it....
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