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A man dies
![]() The Devil comes to take him to Hell ![]() He says to the man "If you can tell me to do something that I cannot do, I'll relinquish my right to you & you can go to heaven. But, it's only fair to warn you :- (a) That if you fail, your torment will be multiplied by 100 for eternity. ![]() (b) I know everything there is to know about everything & can do everything that can be done. ![]() ![]() The man thinks for a few minutes & gives his answer along with the 'challenge' . . . . . . the Devil says "Fair enough you're free to go to Heaven" ![]() What did the man say to the Devil that he was unable to do ?? The man told him to "Get lost" !!
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The man said "Tell me something you can't do"
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NO !!
![]() Not cos I'm mean . . . . . . but because it's not the right answer !! ![]()
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Bah, I think if you check the logic, it's right enough....
tell you what when I get to see the big red guy, i'll let you know how I get on ![]() |
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Keep thinking my friend !!
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Throw snowball's in hell???
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Give him back his life?
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