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Old 22-10-10, 04:34 PM   #1
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Default how to get away with murder

after a discussion with a friend on " the perfect crime" , i though id throw it out to you lot ,we agreed that perfect isnt viable but you could certainly stack the odds in your favour

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i have knowledge of explosives and evidance collection in relation to them
survailance and counter survailance with info on terrorist tactics and methods

so id say i blow someone up in public and try to make it look like terrorism (shame about the other 20 people lol) to me this would be my most likely course to "get away with it" with my skill set and knowledge

SO CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS of the org, how would you do it
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Old 22-10-10, 04:44 PM   #2
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I'd mind **** them into killing themselves.
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Old 22-10-10, 04:46 PM   #3
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I'd put ground glass in their coffee.
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Old 22-10-10, 04:48 PM   #4
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I like this thread!!! Firstly , I wouldnt involve anyone else, loose lips sink ships and all that.....and the rest I am going to ponder about
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Old 22-10-10, 04:48 PM   #5
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I'd leave them in a room with reeder till they bleed to death from their ears and ass....
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Old 22-10-10, 04:51 PM   #6
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I'd go have a natter with a man about a dog.
Then the dog would do it, and I wouldn't have done anything!
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Old 22-10-10, 04:56 PM   #7
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grind them up and feed them to the pigs.
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Old 22-10-10, 04:58 PM   #8
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I'd go have a natter with a man about a dog.
Then the dog would do it, and I wouldn't have done anything!
dags you say... ****ing hate pikies
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Old 22-10-10, 05:01 PM   #9
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after a discussion with a friend on " the perfect crime" , i though id throw it out to you lot ,we agreed that perfect isnt viable but you could certainly stack the odds in your favour

for example
i have knowledge of explosives and evidance collection in relation to them
survailance and counter survailance with info on terrorist tactics and methods

so id say i blow someone up in public and try to make it look like terrorism (shame about the other 20 people lol) to me this would be my most likely course to "get away with it" with my skill set and knowledge

SO CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS of the org, how would you do it
If you were to do that, they wouldn't stop investigating until they'd found who did it. Something simple, like a car accident, wouldn't be investigated anywhere near so much.
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Old 22-10-10, 05:03 PM   #10
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Sniper rifle. Easy
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