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Old 11-07-14, 10:44 AM   #1
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Talking me grandson, you Jayne!

I am a Grandma!





Being only forty, I have stated most strongly that I am too young to be a Grandma, but actually I quite like it. Meet Luke and yes the force is strong with this one.

Carol's son and his girlfriend have had their first child and are finding that parenthood is both hard work and very rewarding. Seeing Beth doting over the baby I know that he is going to be spoiled, cherished and loved for the whole of his life and what more could you ask of your kids?

To my mind, at the age of eighteen, they were too young to spawn, but kids being kids, they knew best. However I am happy to report that the baby is surrounded by loving parents, Aunties, Grannies, friends and bikers so there are only good things in this child's life. I am sure that this child will grow up with the sort of childhood I was denied and that makes me so happy that I could cry with joy.

So yeah, I am a Grandma, but don't tell anyone. Or else...
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Old 11-07-14, 10:50 AM   #2
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Congrats Jayne, he looks pleased to be sat atop the sv already!
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Old 11-07-14, 12:24 PM   #3
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congratulations Jayne. so you've now moved up the ranks to a Granny Dyke on a Bike...

give my regards to mummy and daddy.

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Old 11-07-14, 01:12 PM   #4
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Congratulations! What joys lie ahead, apparently I'm being taken to see 'How to train your dragon 2' on Sunday (and the best bit is I get pay for the tickets, drinks and ice creams too as best Auntie)

You need to get him one of these...

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Old 11-07-14, 04:21 PM   #5
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Nice one but what are you whispering in his ear to give him such an expression?
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Old 11-07-14, 04:58 PM   #6
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Awesome, best wishes to all.
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Old 11-07-14, 06:53 PM   #7
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My friends were at Bike Night with a second hand record store, I was going ask them if they were prepared to swap for the Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson records that they had!




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Old 11-07-14, 09:20 PM   #8
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Congratulations!! Joined the grandparent club at 44 (and a bit!) He is now 4 and able to twist me round his little finger with ease! Should have missed out the kids in the middle bit and gone straight to grandparent, lots more fun!
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Old 11-07-14, 09:55 PM   #9
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Amazing Jayne! Made up for all of you. Being a young parent is immensley difficult, but also immensley rewarding.

Just make sure you make great grandparents (which I'm sure you will), by taking some of the strain whenever you can. Mum & Dad are still gonna need quiet times together even though they're now proud parents.

Made up for all of you!
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Old 11-07-14, 09:56 PM   #10
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Jayne he looks gorgeous, enjoy being a grandma.
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