Hoover Humper

The geezer must have been gay to hump a hoover called Henry and desperate, there's much better looking hoovers out there

What?

Yer, like what Bear said: WHAT?!

[timwilky]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/03/nhoover103.xml

Oh, doesn't suprise me; once found one of my security guards having a five knuckle shuffle in his cabin - what was amazing was that right outside the cabin the was a marquee being set up and loads of caterers walking around. On top of that I was showing a PR group from TFL round (mainly ladies).
He was shocked when I told him to get his @rse off the site immediately, his employer didn't put up much of a complaint either.

"The polish building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen."

and what has henry got to say for himself?

[DarrenSV650S]

Could of at least gone for a classy dyson

Yeah a Dyson never losses suction. You can't say the same about your wife after 5 years of being married, and they don't require new shoes either.