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Old 02-05-08, 05:15 PM   #1
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Hello Hello Hello, what do we 'ave 'ere then?!!? ..

Na, I didn't get my collar felt today ... but I AM just in the process of filling in an application form for a post in 'ampshire Constabulary

I feel dirty all over ...
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Old 02-05-08, 05:31 PM   #2
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What happened to your glittering teaching career?
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Old 02-05-08, 05:40 PM   #3
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Don't bother mate. Trust me on this, just don't waste the paper and ink!



Only joking!



When doing the form, make sure there are no spelling mistackes (sic) and that you read and answer each and every part of each question.

PM me if you need any advice, my rates are very low, especially of you can teach me to get my knee down!
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Old 02-05-08, 05:42 PM   #4
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PM me if you need any advice, my rates are very low, especially of you can teach me to get my knee down!
I'm not sure what's "wronger" BlueSV650S as a police man, or a policeman offering to help him if he shows him how to get his knee down
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Old 02-05-08, 05:43 PM   #5
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I know! I'm a baaaaaaaaad man (for a plumber)
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Old 02-05-08, 05:46 PM   #6
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Well, at least he's got the right username to be an ecilop man
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Old 02-05-08, 05:47 PM   #7
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Oh boy !!

The NG-ers at work are just gonna LOVE this Nick !!
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Old 02-05-08, 05:55 PM   #8
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Well, at least he's got the right username to be an ecilop man
IT'S HIS DESTINY!
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Old 02-05-08, 06:06 PM   #9
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dont bother the police is one of the most backstabbing bunch of ***** i haveever met. My Mrs is having a disaplmaery at the moment cos a collegue has snitched and complained about an incident that happened and was delt with last december.

From what i have seen and heard if you like to work in an enviroment where you are surrounded by a bunch of backstabbing bas*ards then crack on.

If i ever find ount which collegue it was of hers i am going to mke them wish their mother had an abortion!!!!
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Old 02-05-08, 06:12 PM   #10
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Neio, that's not my experience at all. Yes, there will always be those keen on climbing the promotion ladder, hell, I suffered one recently causing me to shy away from this forum 'cos he logged on here to try to entrap me, but in general, it's a great job, and if you stay away from the office jobs, exciting and changeable from day to day.

It's a shame that backstabbers get so much credence. But the Cops have to be seen to be so transparent and willing to "Police the Police" that sometime, it is overdone.

Just remember, revenge is a dish best served cold etc!
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