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anna · 01-04-09, 11:16 AM

so what is your fav quote from Blackadder....

(please please if you are too young to remember this then shhhhhhhh leave me with the illusion that I am not infact getting old!)

mine is:-

Blackadder: Baldrick, I have a very, very, very cunning plan.
Baldrick: Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
Blackadder: Yes, it is.
Baldrick: Mm... That's cunning!

Viney · 01-04-09, 11:20 AM

To many to list

Blackadders christmas carol

Baldrick, its not the size its where you stick it!
or
Lord Flash heart 'Hello bridesmaid, like the beard, gives me something to hang on too'

01-04-09, 11:21 AM

oh my goodness!! faaaar too many classic quotes!

Flashheart : "Always treat your kite like you treat your woman,"

Captain George "How do you mean, sir? You mean take her home on the weekends to meet your mother?"

Flash "No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back."

johnnyrod · 01-04-09, 11:45 AM

Either (and by no means do I suspect these to be word-perfect):

(In repsonse some poor gag)
Strewth as fortuitous I wore my corset lest my sides be rent asunder by mirth

or

The path of my life is forever strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd

ophic · 01-04-09, 12:03 PM

Cold? Cold is just God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics!

RingDing · 01-04-09, 12:16 PM

Too many! For inspiration I went here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadd...es/index.shtml

Found this....
<Nursie>
If you weren't quite so big, it would be time for Mr and Mrs Spank to pay a short sharp trip to Bottieland.

That was my favourite series I think but can't possibly pick a favourite quote. Miranda Richardson was brill as Queenie and the characters all worked brilliantly.

Thanks Anna, this thread has made my day!

01-04-09, 12:18 PM

im not a bigblackadder fan, but this is it.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by anna

Blackadder: Baldrick, I have a very, very, very cunning plan.
Baldrick: Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
!

01-04-09, 01:07 PM

Edmund: This THE Jane Herrington
Percy: Yes
Edmund: Jane - bury me in a Y shaped coffin - Herington.

01-04-09, 01:13 PM

"I know you mean to be friendly, but I hope you won't take it amiss if I ask you to sod off and die."

Swin · 01-04-09, 01:19 PM

Baste my steaming puddings

01-04-09, 11:16 AM	#1
anna Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tower Hamlets but with Shutters on the windows Posts: 1,522	Blackadder so what is your fav quote from Blackadder.... (please please if you are too young to remember this then shhhhhhhh leave me with the illusion that I am not infact getting old!) mine is:- Blackadder: Baldrick, I have a very, very, very cunning plan. Baldrick: Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning? Blackadder: Yes, it is. Baldrick: Mm... That's cunning!

01-04-09, 11:20 AM	#2
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	Re: Blackadder To many to list Blackadders christmas carol Baldrick, its not the size its where you stick it! or Lord Flash heart 'Hello bridesmaid, like the beard, gives me something to hang on too'

01-04-09, 11:21 AM	#3
keithd Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Blackadder oh my goodness!! faaaar too many classic quotes! Flashheart : "Always treat your kite like you treat your woman," Captain George "How do you mean, sir? You mean take her home on the weekends to meet your mother?" Flash "No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back."

01-04-09, 11:45 AM	#4
johnnyrod Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Doncaster, oop norf Posts: 2,128	Re: Blackadder Either (and by no means do I suspect these to be word-perfect): (In repsonse some poor gag) Strewth as fortuitous I wore my corset lest my sides be rent asunder by mirth or The path of my life is forever strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd

01-04-09, 12:03 PM	#5
ophic Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whyteleafe Posts: 3,395	Re: Blackadder Cold? Cold is just God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics! __________________ Silver SV650SK3, Fuel exhaust

01-04-09, 12:16 PM	#6
RingDing Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bristol Posts: 416	Re: Blackadder Too many! For inspiration I went here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadd...es/index.shtml Found this.... <Nursie> If you weren't quite so big, it would be time for Mr and Mrs Spank to pay a short sharp trip to Bottieland. That was my favourite series I think but can't possibly pick a favourite quote. Miranda Richardson was brill as Queenie and the characters all worked brilliantly. Thanks Anna, this thread has made my day! __________________ http://ridingalongwayslowly.blogspot.co.uk/ 3x Honda C110 - phut-phut-phut KTM Duke 690 - brum-braaaaaaa!!!!! BSA C25 - brum-braa-braa RD350LC Ring-ding-phut-clatter-££££££

01-04-09, 01:07 PM	#8
cuffy Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Blackadder Edmund: This THE Jane Herrington Percy: Yes Edmund: Jane - bury me in a Y shaped coffin - Herington.

01-04-09, 01:13 PM	#9
El Saxo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Blackadder "I know you mean to be friendly, but I hope you won't take it amiss if I ask you to sod off and die."

01-04-09, 01:19 PM	#10
Swin Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 454	Re: Blackadder Baste my steaming puddings __________________ Riding a V-strom, well it has an Sv engine, don't it