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Old 21-06-09, 11:01 PM   #1
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Default My pretty nose is all bent

imagine you are stood there in the gents, penis in hand urinating when you face hits the wall, you turn round and somebody grabs you under the neck full of threats, you scarper back to the bar bleeding.

Having identified your assailant, the police are called and suddenly you get a broken nose for being a grass.

Move to another room, and get a chair shaped dent to your head.

Finally deciding to wait outside you are attacked for a 4th time in the corridor.

When police finally arrive the tactical include a mate. 3 police, two paramedics and A&E staff all know me.

Statement made, two in custody. my looks ruined.

Some fathers day for me.
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Old 21-06-09, 11:04 PM   #2
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That's a bit cr@p!

What did you do to deserve that?
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Old 21-06-09, 11:09 PM   #3
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Having a quiet drink when a big loud scotsman decides he has a month old grudge, but waits until I go to the loo to say/do anything.

attacked from behind whilst having a pee, he comes into the bar denies all and when I state it was him, he fly across the bar and breaks my nose for grassing. 4 separate assaults, witnesses to 3

His son then starts on others, whilst not punching is threatening, so he is on a public order and dad on assault.

I had not said a word to him, made eye contact or anything. He had a beef with my brother and decided if he could not get him, he would get me.
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Old 21-06-09, 11:14 PM   #4
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wot a tw$t. to attack someone like that from behind really shows what kind of a person they are. Happy fathers day a
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Old 21-06-09, 11:25 PM   #5
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oh Tim.. sorry to hear it-

is this follow on from the trouble a week ago you and yer bro had?


I always use a cubicle when I can - for that the very reason.. so vulnerable with face to the wall and one hand on yer crown jewels.. but thats the ex landlord in me


I recall your post earlier in petes thread saying u were off to the pub later- and look how it turned out- .
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Old 21-06-09, 11:28 PM   #6
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Tim you really must move that is one rough area ,,, what with dodgy pavements , dodgy neighbours , **** patrons in the boozer , and angry scotsmen.




seriously though mate, throw the bloody book at them, cowardly ba$$ads

and i hope you heal soon


P.S. stick a pencil up each nostril it will keep it straight
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Old 21-06-09, 11:31 PM   #7
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thing is Tim.. If I was at the trough doin me business and someone came to hit my head against the wall .. it wouldnt reach as of course..



I would be about 11 inches away from the wall in the first place.
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Old 22-06-09, 12:30 AM   #8
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what a complete *ssh*le.. dosent have the decency to have a go at you face to face.. bloody coward...

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Old 22-06-09, 01:47 AM   #9
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f me lad thing aint been going your way lately
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Old 22-06-09, 02:00 AM   #10
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Frikin heckers that is just not funny!! Once is bad enough but four times in one night he really had it in for you.

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