My unreasonable neighbour - SV650.org

13-06-09, 09:30 PM

...is at it again. Not having spoken to me for months, since the Barmouth trip in fact, (when she came round to complain about the bikes parked outside her house, and that somebody had stolen her 'Please Do Not Park Here' sign) she came round today to complain that my wisteria was invading her garage. We had a bit of a barney. I went round to see what the problem was, saw it, came back and grabbed my camera, and also the secateurs (sp?).

Anyway this is what caused all the offence:

When you think of all the world's problems, this is all she has to complain about.

Anyway I pruned it - it now looks like this on the outside. This will give you an idea of the relative size on the outside as opposed to the inside:

A few little sprigs in her eaves and the world stops. We had another barney when I came back, I am afraid to say that I threw the offending sprigs at her.

Some people

13-06-09, 09:33 PM

Good on you Ed. I might have thrown the secateurs too..

appollo1 · 13-06-09, 09:36 PM

well you can see that the offending branch could have caused the wall to collapse!!!

DarrenSV650S · 13-06-09, 09:38 PM

Some people just have nothing better to do with their time. Is she retired by any chance?

My (retired) neighbour hasn't said anything since he phoned the police about the noise of my bike, who then said it was my drive and none of his business what I do on it

the_lone_wolf · 13-06-09, 09:39 PM

The dangers of living in "da 'burbs"...

Assaulted with wisteria clippings!

She needs to be careful who she ****es off, cops might find her face down in a green recycle bin in with the veggie peelings

13-06-09, 09:58 PM

thats nothing, the council want us to move our shed because it is visible from the other side of the canal

, never mind all the other houses with sheds beside it.....

13-06-09, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean_C

Good on you Ed. I might have thrown the secateurs too..

Pointy end first..

13-06-09, 10:08 PM

she needs 40 bikes on her driveway mate

13-06-09, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwak zzr

she needs 40 bikes on her driveway mate

A plan must be hatched.

13-06-09, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcdef

A plan must be hatched.

New Friday night meet?

40 odd V-twins gotta get on someones nerves.. but it wouldn't be ours.

13-06-09, 09:30 PM	#1
Ed Guest Posts: n/a	My unreasonable neighbour ...is at it again. Not having spoken to me for months, since the Barmouth trip in fact, (when she came round to complain about the bikes parked outside her house, and that somebody had stolen her 'Please Do Not Park Here' sign) she came round today to complain that my wisteria was invading her garage. We had a bit of a barney. I went round to see what the problem was, saw it, came back and grabbed my camera, and also the secateurs (sp?). Anyway this is what caused all the offence: When you think of all the world's problems, this is all she has to complain about. Anyway I pruned it - it now looks like this on the outside. This will give you an idea of the relative size on the outside as opposed to the inside: A few little sprigs in her eaves and the world stops. We had another barney when I came back, I am afraid to say that I threw the offending sprigs at her. Some people Last edited by Ed; 13-06-09 at 09:33 PM.

13-06-09, 09:33 PM	#2
Sean_C Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My unreasonable neighbour Good on you Ed. I might have thrown the secateurs too..

13-06-09, 09:36 PM	#3
appollo1 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Newport on Tay Posts: 1,017	Re: My unreasonable neighbour well you can see that the offending branch could have caused the wall to collapse!!! __________________ i'm not old i'm experienced!! http://www.german-shepherd-rescue-scotland.org.uk/ everyone deserves a second chance RIP Appollo miss you and will always love you x x x x

13-06-09, 09:38 PM	#4
DarrenSV650S Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,414	Re: My unreasonable neighbour Some people just have nothing better to do with their time. Is she retired by any chance? My (retired) neighbour hasn't said anything since he phoned the police about the noise of my bike, who then said it was my drive and none of his business what I do on it

13-06-09, 09:39 PM	#5
the_lone_wolf Captain Awesome Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hamble Posts: 4,266	Re: My unreasonable neighbour The dangers of living in "da 'burbs"... Assaulted with wisteria clippings! She needs to be careful who she ****es off, cops might find her face down in a green recycle bin in with the veggie peelings __________________ Official "Dumbass of the Year" 2011 (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Deal with it...

13-06-09, 09:58 PM	#6
arcdef Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My unreasonable neighbour thats nothing, the council want us to move our shed because it is visible from the other side of the canal , never mind all the other houses with sheds beside it.....

13-06-09, 10:08 PM	#8
kwak zzr Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My unreasonable neighbour she needs 40 bikes on her driveway mate

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