Always Always Check your contract doccumentation... - SV650.org

07-09-09, 01:23 PM

Taken from a recent tender....

appollo1 · 07-09-09, 01:26 PM

bourbons would be better

07-09-09, 01:34 PM

Like David Lee Roth said about the famous bowl of M&M's with all the brown ones removed... it's a very simple way of making sure that contracts have actually been read.

G · 07-09-09, 01:44 PM

Seen this a few times, it always good to have a client with a good sense of humor.

07-09-09, 01:47 PM

excellent, I've heard of things like that but never seen it in black and white.

Heard of one contractor requesting that in the event of a heavy weekend, the early finish they have on fridays could be substitued to a late start on Monday to aviod the use of machinary with a hangover.

07-09-09, 05:02 PM

Love it!!

07-09-09, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsmatt7

Heard of one contractor requesting that in the event of a heavy weekend, the early finish they have on fridays could be substitued to a late start on Monday to aviod the use of machinary with a hangover.

early finish, what the fecks that?.

timwilky · 07-09-09, 08:03 PM

I wish some of our tendering dept would read contracts and the like.

what was dismissed as "they want us to provide a database system , IT can do that". cost over £1.5million and took 5 years to develop and populate

northwind · 07-09-09, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woz

Like David Lee Roth said about the famous bowl of M&M's with all the brown ones removed... it's a very simple way of making sure that contracts have actually been read.

And also, he ****ing hated the brown ones.

07-09-09, 01:26 PM	#2
appollo1 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Newport on Tay Posts: 1,017	Re: Always Always Check your contract doccumentation... bourbons would be better __________________ i'm not old i'm experienced!! http://www.german-shepherd-rescue-scotland.org.uk/ everyone deserves a second chance RIP Appollo miss you and will always love you x x x x

07-09-09, 01:34 PM	#3
Woz Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Always Always Check your contract doccumentation... Like David Lee Roth said about the famous bowl of M&M's with all the brown ones removed... it's a very simple way of making sure that contracts have actually been read.

07-09-09, 01:44 PM	#4
G Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,770	Re: Always Always Check your contract doccumentation... Seen this a few times, it always good to have a client with a good sense of humor. __________________ 6.67300 × 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2

07-09-09, 01:47 PM	#5
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Always Always Check your contract doccumentation... excellent, I've heard of things like that but never seen it in black and white. Heard of one contractor requesting that in the event of a heavy weekend, the early finish they have on fridays could be substitued to a late start on Monday to aviod the use of machinary with a hangover.

07-09-09, 05:02 PM	#6
Milky Bar Kid Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Always Always Check your contract doccumentation... Love it!!

07-09-09, 08:03 PM	#8
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: Always Always Check your contract doccumentation... I wish some of our tendering dept would read contracts and the like. what was dismissed as "they want us to provide a database system , IT can do that". cost over £1.5million and took 5 years to develop and populate __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

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