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Old 03-11-09, 06:56 PM   #1
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London mayor Boris Johnson has rescued a woman who was being attacked by an armed group of young girls, chasing them down the road on his bicycle.

Franny Armstrong called for help as she was surrounded and pushed by the girls, one of whom had an iron bar, in Camden, north London, on Monday night.

The mayor, who was cycling past, stopped and chased the girls down the street, calling them: "Oiks".
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8340865.stm

I wouldn't have minded a random climate obsessed eco-terrorist sandal eater getting wanged with an iron bar (might knock some sense into her) but I can't help but laugh at the idea of Boris cycling after a gang of "oiks"
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Old 03-11-09, 07:01 PM   #2
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BoJo is awesome, we should all follow his example of talking jibberish and actualy doing something, rather than talking less jibberish and not doing anything
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Old 03-11-09, 07:02 PM   #3
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He's a bit of a tit, but I wish there were a load more politicians like him!

He'd get my vote.
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Old 03-11-09, 07:38 PM   #4
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Go Boris, you the man!

Sadly only a day or so ago some poor guy stood up for his g/f amongst a group of yobs and got beaten to death for it. Wonder if they ran cos they recognised Boris and assumed he'd have his armed protection posse close by too?
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Old 03-11-09, 11:51 PM   #5
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London Mayor saves Mrs savetheworld? I just thought it was taking the **** but if it's legit then fair play Boris doesn't fail to amaze me.
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Old 04-11-09, 09:33 AM   #6
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Well done, Sir ;-D

The world would be a much better and fun place with more people like Boris

Imagine a Cabinet full of people that you could actually recognise and remember. Last time we had one of those was when Mrs T was PM. And that gave us Spitting Image
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Old 04-11-09, 01:32 PM   #7
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Imagine a Cabinet full of people that you could actually recognise and remember. Last time we had one of those was when Mrs T was PM. And that gave us Spitting Image
Totally agree. Although Boris was in the recently resurrected Spitting Image as an easily distracted Old English Sheep Dog his character was the only funny one in it. Well, apart from Alastair Darling being portrayed as Private "we're doomed!" Fraser from Dad's Army...
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Old 04-11-09, 01:40 PM   #8
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I guess they took one look at his haircut and that was enough to shock anyone
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