Bloody kids

I just heard a noise outside so went to have a look thinking it might be some of the local kids up to no good. I wasn't wrong - I caught a boy of about 14 or 15 and his girlfriend of about the same age going at it like rabbits against the wall next our shed. I simply told them to keep the noise down and that when they were finished they should feel free to f**k off.

haha lol sorry couldent resist laffing i would have stoped them mid action just to totaly embarris them

[Bluepete]

Don't you have a hozepipe Lozzo?

Or is it dogs you shouldn't stop mid-stroke?

Pete

Haha! my OH once heard a young couple at it in the alley at the back of our house late one night, so he called out "Boo" just before the important bit

[Jayneflakes]

I vote for Hose Pipe or Triumphant music at the moment of climax!

What music do you recommend. I'd liked to have timed it with the gun salute in the 1812 Overture, but you can never tell how long they'll be going for

I had some real sh*tkickers living upstairs at one point- made lots of noise sh@gging- was like I was living under a railway bridge.

I'd occasionally start clapping, cheering and shouting "well done!". Didn't embarass them into silence though...

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

What music do you recommend. I'd liked to have timed it with the gun salute in the 1812 Overture, but you can never tell how long they'll be going for

You could always try this, although it may put them off a bit!



I am sure that I heard in the news recently about a woman who has an ASBO due to the noise she makes during climax. I can only imagine how embarrassing it must be to explain that in court.

Originally Posted by thedonal

I had some real sh*tkickers living upstairs at one point- made lots of noise sh@gging- was like I was living under a railway bridge.

I'd occasionally start clapping, cheering and shouting "well done!". Didn't embarass them into silence though...

I felt sorry for the poor quiet lass who used to live in the flat below me and my ex. We had quite an energetic first few months on a sofa bed in the front room because her kids had the only bedroom in the flat, which was upstairs. I didn't realise just how bad we must have sounded til I was helping the lass move a telly into her bedroom one day and could hear every word my ex and the kids were saying upstairs. She turned to me and said with a wry smile "You can hear absolutely everything that goes on in that front room from in here, I tend to sleep in the other room nowadays"

[Richie]

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

You could always try this, although it may put them off a bit!

or this