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Old 19-11-09, 08:22 AM   #1
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Default Picolax anybody...?

http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009...hread-returns/

well worth a read if you have 10 minutes spare...
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Old 19-11-09, 09:08 AM   #2
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They're going to inflate me...


I've not laughed so hard in ages! Cheers Keith.


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Old 19-11-09, 09:13 AM   #3
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Picolax, nasty stuff!
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Old 19-11-09, 09:27 AM   #4
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Oh dear.

I'm secretly peeeing myself after a mate recently had an episode with said stuff. I shouldn't its not funny.....

Oh dear...I think i actually wee'd!!
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Old 19-11-09, 09:35 AM   #5
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I cried, thank you KeithD, thank you from the bottom of my bottom.


I had the Picolax before I had to undergo surgery. It came out green and more foul than I have words to describe.

However, every now and again there is someone for whom the Picolax is not enough. Before I took it, they threatened me with an enema if it failed to budge... That cleared it.
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Old 19-11-09, 12:45 PM   #6
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laxatives!!!! oh boy.....!!!!!
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Old 19-11-09, 01:40 PM   #7
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Thats class! I read it at work and Im trying not to p!$$ myself laughing!
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Old 19-11-09, 01:45 PM   #8
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had a similar laxative in hospital recently, only it was not the 20 minuet variety it was more like 2-3 hours, but it was like pringles 'once you've popped you cant stop' until your empty.

loved the thread though, had a good old giggle (which is hurting me).
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Old 19-11-09, 03:16 PM   #9
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i have never laughed so hard so much for so long....................

thats was fuken hilarioiussssss
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Old 19-11-09, 03:29 PM   #10
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So glad i'm in the flat alone, my flat mate would have called a doctor while i was reading that, not laughed so hard in ages
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