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Old 19-04-10, 07:02 PM   #1
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Old 19-04-10, 07:04 PM   #2
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Erm, congratulations?

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Old 19-04-10, 07:08 PM   #3
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Don't ever beat them off. You soon reach the age when they don't give you a 2nd look, or as one said to me last year. You're the same age as my Dad...

As for the divorce, hope it wasn't too painful/expensive.

Now get out there and enjoy life.
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Old 19-04-10, 07:12 PM   #4
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Whooohooo Congrats Stu, you are a free man!

Right girls, form an orderly queue!!!
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Old 19-04-10, 07:19 PM   #5
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Errrr dunnooo what to say, never knew you were married hun

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Old 19-04-10, 07:37 PM   #6
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Been there, seen it, done it. Mine was post dated 14th February 2006 (sense of humour failure!!)

How do you feel today? I thought I would feel something, anything, but I didn't. Didn't tell many people at the time that it came through and for about the following 6 months kept saying I was divorced and even my own brother said "Oh I didn't realise, that was quick!"

Today is a whole new chapter of your life though Enjoy x
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Old 19-04-10, 07:51 PM   #7
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Errrr dunnooo what to say, never knew you were married hun
I was always pretty secretive about my personal life - wasn't going very well for the past 4 years that I've been biking so nothing much to be proud of.

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Been there, seen it, done it. Mine was post dated 14th February 2006 (sense of humour failure!!)

How do you feel today? I thought I would feel something, anything, but I didn't. Didn't tell many people at the time that it came through and for about the following 6 months kept saying I was divorced and even my own brother said "Oh I didn't realise, that was quick!"

Today is a whole new chapter of your life though Enjoy x
Yeah pretty much like that.
I didn't get married for it not to work out and would rather it had been forever


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Old 19-04-10, 07:51 PM   #8
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Having been there too, I congratulateyou sir.

Keep the wedding ring on when you go out though......
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Old 19-04-10, 07:52 PM   #9
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Oh and .......... would help if you changed your profile pic
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Old 19-04-10, 07:54 PM   #10
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The sheep are going to be all over you this weekend... There will be some young uns about too

and a donkey but alledgedly orose has first dibs on the donkey!
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