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Old 25-11-10, 02:16 PM   #1
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As posted by Tim Wilky in Alex's (numbers) lost wedding ring thread.



Hope it turns up.

I don't have a ring, the only jewellery I possess is a decent watch. The wife wanted me to have one I said no. Her rings cost a bleeding fortune, she had better not loose any of them.

Years ago when accosted by the Russian hookers in Dubai, I would say politely not interested and that I was married. Must would then say you have no ring, you are not married. They seemed to think a ring was obligatory.



I rest my case..
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Old 25-11-10, 02:32 PM   #2
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What?
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Old 25-11-10, 02:34 PM   #3
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they must be desperate to acost Tim Wilky..

maybe I shudda put it in a more local thread for folk that know mr grumpy
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Old 25-11-10, 02:55 PM   #4
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Oi Quiff. They were desperate.

For the money.

They assume blokes staying in the posh 5* hotel across from the airport had come in from Saudi on a bit of R&R. So desperate for a drink and a leg over.

There were hundreds of them, 99% former soviet union. Most very pretty and all use the same lines, "Hello my name is..., I come from ..."

It was obvious they were hookers, after all what other women would talk to me in a bar full of blokes.
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Old 25-11-10, 03:26 PM   #5
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and what about the female hookers too Tim.. tell us about them..
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Old 26-11-10, 11:34 AM   #6
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and what about the female hookers too Tim.. tell us about them..
Sounds like Singapore
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Old 26-11-10, 04:18 PM   #7
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Boogie Street Kai-tai?
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Old 26-11-10, 05:58 PM   #8
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Jiggy Jiggy mister fiffty dollaaaar
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Old 27-11-10, 05:12 PM   #9
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Boogie Street Kai-tai?
I think you mean Bugis Street

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugis_Street

I'm an ex-Singapore resident... but I was only a child back then in the 60s.
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Old 27-11-10, 05:42 PM   #10
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Yeah, to my shame I had no idea how it was spelt
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