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Old 11-06-10, 11:57 AM   #1
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Default The Confessions thread...

please use this thread to confess your sins to the world.

i will start off with...

I once reversed into a hearse (which was loaded) and drove off without leaving my details.

it was when i used to work for Bejam (yep it was a while ago, many of our younger viewers wont even know what they were!) and there was an undertakers next door. I reversed out of my parking spot and didnt see it. i drove off home and got the T cut out and polished the mark out.

in my "defence" it was just a scratch and neither car was dented. and the only witness was dead.

over to you...
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Old 11-06-10, 12:29 PM   #2
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someone i know.... set the local wood on fire when having a camp out... turned pretty serious but few hours later they put it out no issues never did see the person i know... *wistles*
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Old 11-06-10, 12:38 PM   #3
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I'm Sparticus!!




I also shot J.R.

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Old 11-06-10, 12:51 PM   #4
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Im the real keithd

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Old 11-06-10, 01:27 PM   #5
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I know someone that was present when someone was murdered (shot) and actually threw the gun into the river. When I found out, it was 13 years after it happened, but still, I called the police and told them what I knew. They never got back to me and I know that the person who witnessed it and threw the gun never got a call from them.

I once advised a company to make massive redundancies. I didn't feel bad, it's business and I had to advise on action to save the business.
I once refused to give a naked hotel guest a towel when she came downstairs to get a key for her room for the 3rd time.....each time the cameras showed she had gone into a different colleagues room for about an hour.

She shouted at me, I said, "either take your trampy ass to a different hotel or I'll be cancelling your companies account here and citing you as the reason.....and I'll use the security footage as evidence...and no...you're not having a towel...you clearly don't care about your modesty, so neither should I", then I gave her the key an 30 minutes to leave the hotel. She was leaving deposits on the carpet.....I shall say no more!
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Old 11-06-10, 01:31 PM   #6
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Once upon a time, in a land far away........................................I ate the last Rollo.
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Old 11-06-10, 01:32 PM   #7
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I make this statement of my own free will. I understand that I do not have to say anything however confession is good for the soul and better still for the clear up rate. It also provides my so called mates with plenty of ammunition for future winds up......that is, if I still have any mates after admitting what I really ought to....
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Old 11-06-10, 01:34 PM   #8
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I make this statement of my own free will. I understand that I do not have to say anything however confession is good for the soul and better still for the clear up rate. It also provides my so called mates with plenty of ammunition for future winds up......that is, if I still have any mates after admitting what I really ought to....
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Old 11-06-10, 01:35 PM   #9
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I'm still trying to think of something to confess to.... I did do 31 in a 30 once....
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Old 11-06-10, 01:39 PM   #10
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I'm still trying to think of something to confess to.... I did do 31 in a 30 once....

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