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Old 22-07-10, 11:02 AM   #1
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Grandson - be with you in a sec grandad I'm just finishing up on the computer

Grandad- why that's no way to spend your time on that stupid machine, why when I was your age I went to the moulin rouge in Paris. I drank all night, danced, foooked all the dancers and p1$$ed on the barman.

'1 week later the grandson is in intensive care all battered and bruised'

Grandad - what on earth happened to you lad?

Grandson - I went to the moulin rouge like you said, I drank all night, danced, foooked the dancers and p1$$ed on the barman. But the bouncers beat the crap out of me.

Grandad - who did you go with?

Grandson - some friends, who did you go with?

Grandad - the S.S.

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Old 22-07-10, 11:17 AM   #2
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i wonder if we should start a seperate thread for jokes...? maybe make it a "sticky"...I'll arksk the mods...
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Old 22-07-10, 11:22 AM   #3
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i wonder if we should start a seperate thread for jokes...? maybe make it a "sticky"...I'll arksk the mods...
Do i detect the very slightest bit of sarcasm there?
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Old 22-07-10, 11:24 AM   #4
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And a little bit of the old H-fella too
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