Pain relief gel III

[Bri w]

Those of you who have previously read of the dangers of putting Volterol on in the dark will know that toothpaste actually doesn't help a great deal.

Sorted that problem but I must also warn of the dangers of putting it on in the dark. You just don't know how much you are putting on. Imagine putting too much on your lower back and right hip then an hour later attempting to get to the bathroom for old man's bladder. A dead leg leaves you circling the bedroom like a demented vulture.

Then, as you fall of to sleep there is the danger of smearing your mouth with what is on your hand. Half an hour later your numb lips are dribbling on your pillow like your gran on gin.

And the lesson; live fast, and leave the pain relief gel next to the bedside lamp.