best / most evil practical joke youve done

im well known for being a wind up merchant, and my lottery story is imfamous throughout certain areas of the org,
but having a chat with a mate on such subjects made me think there are some proper evil barstewards on here, so hopefully there are some clasics your willing to share

now everyone in the world has done at least one windup in there lives ,so even if you think yours is a bit poor put it anyway

dave

[hindle8907]

ummm got a few

I often rip a post-it notes in half and stick them under peoples laser mouse and watch them moving it round the desk like an idiot.

One day a few of us and my misses were at the pub and one of me mates was driving and his car was in the carpark, while we was having a few games a pool and I seen his keys fall out of his jacket pocket under the table so I picked them up and quietly give them heather and told her to go move his car from the front car park to the back one lol anyway a few of us went out for a smoke and as we got out the door he was like wtf wtf wtf ! where my car and when white in the face funny times.

oh this was funny well it was to me anyways,
when I used to smoke and I used to smoke roll up's one day was at my mates house and there was a dead moth on the window ledge we was have a stupid debate about the moon light and thats why they fly into you house ect ect , anyway while he was out the room i made up two roll ups on for me and one for him only his had a torn apart dead month in his. as he was getting to the end of his rolly i just burst out laughing and he was like what the feck u laughing at and i said look the moth has gone hahahahah.

I also like to scare people too like walk in front get round the corner and get down on all fours as they walk round move out near there legs make loud bark noise and watch them crap them self.

[sv4me]

Done a few but the 2 that stick out in my mind are:

Pinched a mates car keys whilst in uni, went out on a break moved his car to the next street, put the wheel clamp on that I had in my car and stuck a fake parking ticket on the screen. Once he'd managed to find it he wasnt a happy bunny. Mixture of confusion and anger, face = priceless! I find the funniest bit is seeing how long you can keep a straight face

Best 1 though was my mates stag night in Liverpool. 14 of us booked into Premier Inn, I'm best man so share a room with the groom. Forgetting what an absolute tit we made of him through the night, we get back to the hotel about half 6 (we had to be out by 11) I wait for him to pass out. Then proceed to bundle all his clothes into a bag and slip out to 1 of the other rooms. All I left him with was a)a spangly red dress i'm guessing 2 sizes smaller than he'd need b)red stilletos and c)some ruby red lipstick

We were all in the hotel lobby, cameras out waiting to see the sexy beast and to his credit, just showing what a great guy he is he comes down with the whole ensemble on. I nearly died laughing, the hotel staff did the same, the manager **** the bed and asked us to leave

I taped up a mates tent zip with super sticky duck tape after pouring several cans of beer down his neck. Damn funny seeing him trying to get out as nature called from the numerous beers.

[Dave20046]

Think setting fire to a mate's boxers was a little harsh, bar that nothing too mean.

Wanting to try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08

And next time I get access to a certain mate's car keys I'm definitely popping the bonnet and taking a dump on his engine block.

[Dave20046]

Oh and the follow up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyIGT...eature=related

Not solely responsible for this one but...
My mates a plasterer, so him, his plasterer mate, and his nephew come to plaster a conservatory i had built for a customer.
My mates nephew is a man child, hes huge and thinks hes really strong so my mate had laid down the foundations to a wind up by seeing how many reps he could do lifting a big bag of plaster above his head, he got us all to do it, we all managed a few.
Anyway, my mates nephew had his go, on his third rep, my mate slashes the bag while his hands all fully extended, so he gets a full bag of plaster over his head.
I did film it but thought the camera was on video but it wasnt it was only quick shot so got a few pics in quick sucession, i was gutted about it cos that would have been a youtube mega clip.
Im gonna look for the pics and ill post them up

One of my fav things i liked doing when i worked for somebody years ago was move the odd key on their keyboard, nobody noticed, it was hilarious.
I never told anyone either , they would get the IT guys down when they realised the keys wasnt typing what they wanted.

Food behind fridges is another good one.

At school i padlocked the calculator cupboard in the maths room with a combination lock, i got asked to stay behind after assembly and we had maths next, some fooker grassed me up though , walked in and got a boloking.

[DarrenSV650S]

Originally Posted by specialone

Not solely responsible for this one but...
My mates a plasterer, so him, his plasterer mate, and his nephew come to plaster a conservatory i had built for a customer.
My mates nephew is a man child, hes huge and thinks hes really strong so my mate had laid down the foundations to a wind up by seeing how many reps he could do lifting a big bag of plaster above his head, he got us all to do it, we all managed a few.
Anyway, my mates nephew had his go, on his third rep, my mate slashes the bag while his hands all fully extended, so he gets a full bag of plaster over his head.
I did film it but thought the camera was on video but it wasnt it was only quick shot so got a few pics in quick sucession, i was gutted about it cos that would have been a youtube mega clip.
Im gonna look for the pics and ill post them up

One of my fav things i liked doing when i worked for somebody years ago was move the odd key on their keyboard, nobody noticed, it was hilarious.
I never told anyone either , they would get the IT guys down when they realised the keys wasnt typing what they wanted.

Food behind fridges is another good one.

At school i padlocked the calculator cupboard in the maths room with a combination lock, i got asked to stay behind after assembly and we had maths next, some fooker grassed me up though , walked in and got a boloking.

Seen the plaster one before

TB fair Daz, that was better than ours, cos that guy didnt suspect anything, our victim got a bit suspicious so was on his toes a bit.
Still funny though
Must be a plasterers favourite, didnt realise others had done it.

[SIII]

Once worked at a kwik fit type place in Sheffield. One lunchtime, one of the guys there went out for his usual very long lunch. His Rover 3500 was unlocked, so quickly pushed onto a ramp, raised up and the propshaft removed!!!
That night, workshop locked, all went home and there he was starting car, puts in gear and tries to reverse out. Took him an hour to work out that the prop was gone, literally. When you put your motor in gear and it won't move and clutch seams to be working, no noise from box etc - very confusing.
Spent his lunchtime the next day refitting his propshaft. Cut down on his long lunches!!!!