What's the funniest thing? - SV650.org

14-02-11, 09:20 AM

You've seen written on the side of a lorry/van/car?

Was driving along the A1 friday and passed a guy in a suit driving a mondeo with 'I love Men' written in the muck on his passenger door, gave me a right mucky look he did when i drove past, giggling.

the_lone_wolf · 14-02-11, 09:24 AM

Whenever I see someone has scrawled the usual "I wish my wife was this dirty" or similar in the muck I'm filled with contempt for the little pikey scrote, not because they've written something, but because they couldn't come up with anything good or original...

The best one I've seen was on the side of a Red Funnel IOW ferry artic trailer. Their slogan used to be "The Isle of Wight Answer" and someone had written "To what" underneath...

Underneath that someone else had scrawled "Life, the universe and everything"

Much more high brow than "Clean me"

14-02-11, 09:31 AM

If arseh0les could fly... parliament would be an airport.

I was young and it made me larf..

14-02-11, 09:40 AM

This van was cleaned by Stevie Wonder. That made me laugh.

14-02-11, 10:29 AM

Around us it's a big potato growing area and at harvest time you see a lot of potato bulkers taking the spuds up to the processing place at Wykey (north Shropshire).

One had a sign on the back 'in case of fire, chip pan in cab'

Paul the 6th · 14-02-11, 10:46 AM

To be or not to be... they're both the same.

14-02-11, 05:05 PM

i was nearly arrested for writing joyrider in the dirt on the roof of a police car

andrewsmith · 14-02-11, 05:16 PM

My all time fave on the back of a meat wggon 'also available in white'

Bluepete · 14-02-11, 05:20 PM

I stuck a glitzy "Max Power" sticker on our PSU Carrier years ago!

One skip company in Hereford has

"You dump it, we'll hump it"

On all it's wagons. As a teenager, it made me laugh.

Pete

14-02-11, 05:26 PM

I quite often see huge trucks with this written on:

It still makes me laugh.

I'm sure there is a real reason for it, but theres no way I'm pushing that thing!

14-02-11, 09:20 AM	#1
tactcom7 Guest Posts: n/a	What's the funniest thing? You've seen written on the side of a lorry/van/car? Was driving along the A1 friday and passed a guy in a suit driving a mondeo with 'I love Men' written in the muck on his passenger door, gave me a right mucky look he did when i drove past, giggling.

14-02-11, 09:24 AM	#2
the_lone_wolf Captain Awesome Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hamble Posts: 4,266	Re: What's the funniest thing? Whenever I see someone has scrawled the usual "I wish my wife was this dirty" or similar in the muck I'm filled with contempt for the little pikey scrote, not because they've written something, but because they couldn't come up with anything good or original... The best one I've seen was on the side of a Red Funnel IOW ferry artic trailer. Their slogan used to be "The Isle of Wight Answer" and someone had written "To what" underneath... Underneath that someone else had scrawled "Life, the universe and everything" Much more high brow than "Clean me" __________________ Official "Dumbass of the Year" 2011 (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Deal with it...

14-02-11, 09:31 AM	#3
454697819 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's the funniest thing? If arseh0les could fly... parliament would be an airport. I was young and it made me larf..

14-02-11, 09:40 AM	#4
thulfi Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's the funniest thing? This van was cleaned by Stevie Wonder. That made me laugh.

14-02-11, 10:29 AM	#5
Ed Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's the funniest thing? Around us it's a big potato growing area and at harvest time you see a lot of potato bulkers taking the spuds up to the processing place at Wykey (north Shropshire). One had a sign on the back 'in case of fire, chip pan in cab'

14-02-11, 10:46 AM	#6
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: What's the funniest thing? To be or not to be... they're both the same. __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

14-02-11, 05:05 PM	#7
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's the funniest thing? i was nearly arrested for writing joyrider in the dirt on the roof of a police car

14-02-11, 05:16 PM	#8
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: What's the funniest thing? My all time fave on the back of a meat wggon 'also available in white' __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

14-02-11, 05:20 PM	#9
Bluepete Member Mega Poster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ex motorcyclist Posts: 1,961	Re: What's the funniest thing? I stuck a glitzy "Max Power" sticker on our PSU Carrier years ago! One skip company in Hereford has "You dump it, we'll hump it" On all it's wagons. As a teenager, it made me laugh. Pete

14-02-11, 05:26 PM	#10
Sudoxe Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What's the funniest thing? I quite often see huge trucks with this written on: It still makes me laugh. I'm sure there is a real reason for it, but theres no way I'm pushing that thing!

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