FREE tickets to Ideal Home Exhibition

[Spiderman]

Well its not exactly a bike show i know but what the hell some of you freaks must like going to things like this if its free, right?

The joys of being in this industry is we get freebies from time to time.

I have 2 tickets for next weekend and we cant use them cos we are away for the weekend.

Open to Soho-ers cos its easier to give em to you in person but if someone outside Soho is realy keen for them then i'll happily post em to you.

For your chance to win you need to answer this fiendishly difficult mind melter.

That big bright hot object in the sky that come up in the morning and goes down again at night is called.

A. An undiluted mixture of antifreeze
B. Welsh
C. Stapler

Answers on a postcard to the usual address, enclosing £42,000 worth of 1st class stamps please.

These tickets are no ordinary tickets by the way, they are printed on astonishing quality A4 pilfered from work and imprinted with the best inks known to mankind, also pilfered from work as was the electricity the printer used. What more could you possibly want from a freebie???

Ooooh I want to go!!!!!!
Probably working though

[Spiderman]

Well you can have em and not use them if you want hun, since no one else has asked yet.

Come on you lot, do you all live in hovels? Dont you wanna know what the ideal home should be like so you can avoid it like the plague and live like an individual instead

Are they for Saturday or Sunday, Im at work tonight until 9am tomorrow and same tomorrow night. I would prob make it on Sunday after work...if they are still going?

would like to go, but working i hate working 7 days a week! don't get to go out and play!

hole punch !! did i win did i win !!