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29-07-11, 09:54 AM
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The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
So what chaos can we get up to whilst those AR types are away?
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29-07-11, 09:56 AM
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Re: The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
lets sneak round their houses and leave a carton of milk in the sunniest window and wait...
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29-07-11, 09:57 AM
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Re: The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
Open tray of prawns left on a sunny window ledge.
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29-07-11, 09:57 AM
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Re: The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
Well I'm off to Mallorca for a pair of weeks - all inclusive. Unleash the cervezas monster within...might have to sample the sangria too...
 . I believe the wife and kids will also be there...hope they remember to pour me back on the plane when it's all over.
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29-07-11, 09:57 AM
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Re: The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
I like your thinking. Thats a lot of milk though.
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29-07-11, 10:24 AM
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Re: The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
Just spill some on each window then? rather than the whole carton?
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29-07-11, 10:39 AM
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Re: The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
Nope, over ripe bananas in some cheesy milk left in the window should do it
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29-07-11, 10:55 AM
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Re: The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
Or can we have a lottery, and the winner gets to find my brother left as a present at their house?
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29-07-11, 11:36 AM
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Re: The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
Many years ago, when I was in the Army, if someone went away on a course or on leave we would soak the carpet in their room then liberally sprinkle some cress seeds all over the floor and turn the heating right up. They'd come back to find a forest of cress in their room.
Funny as f***. Until it happened to me.
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29-07-11, 11:50 AM
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Re: The 'Whilst the cats away' Non AR attendence thread
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