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View Poll Results: Does he deserve to get his backside warmed?
Yes, he needs to learn to respect his betters. 1 4.55%
No, he was always told to tell the truth. 20 90.91%
Davepreston option, You can smack mine big boy!!!!(please) 1 4.55%
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Old 30-08-11, 05:02 PM   #1
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Default Out of the mouth of gits, sorry babes!

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Granddad, you have no hair
And his mum says I cannot smack his bum. I think he has earned one!
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Old 30-08-11, 05:07 PM   #2
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Why he could only have been making an astute observation...i say could as I couldn't possibly comment on the validity of his remark
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Old 30-08-11, 05:34 PM   #3
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Mans got a point ya know
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Old 30-08-11, 05:53 PM   #4
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Default Re: Out of the mouth of gits, sorry babes!

My nephew said to grandma at the weekend


''Grandma, you have a big bum''

I how I kept a straight face for that one is anyones guess





yes grandma really does have a big bum
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Old 30-08-11, 06:04 PM   #5
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Its all in your jeans
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Old 30-08-11, 07:40 PM   #6
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Not looking good Tim mate. Pin him down and give him a granddad with the clippers

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Old 30-08-11, 08:12 PM   #7
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I voted before posting.....for once I'm not in the minority! Cheers.
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Old 30-08-11, 08:45 PM   #8
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My 12 year old came out with a corker today. Wifey and I visited a nice French underwear shop this morning, Wifey was looking for some "nice" underwear. He suddenly piped up,"You've been married for a while. Shouldn't you be looking for something more practical?" Wifey was livid, I wasn't sure whether to clip him one or p1ss myself laughing!! Wifey has since seen funny side. And bought yet another set of "nice" underwear (wahey!).
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Old 30-08-11, 08:54 PM   #9
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Default Re: Out of the mouth of gits, sorry babes!

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Its all in your jeans
What his missing mop is in his jeans?
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Old 30-08-11, 09:01 PM   #10
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haha

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