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Old 13-11-11, 07:28 PM   #1
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Default Things you wished you'd said at the time but didn't think of until 5 minutes later..

To the Lady lorry drive who REVERSED 32 tonnes of bread lorry (Kingsmill, the b*******) into my car at traffic lights in Bromsgrove...

But I only ordered a Sandwich.
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Old 13-11-11, 11:00 PM   #2
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Old 14-11-11, 12:21 AM   #3
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no. as i say what i want when i want and to who i want and that is why i'm so damned good looking
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Old 14-11-11, 12:31 PM   #4
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Thanks for the compliment, but I'm married to your sister.
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Old 14-11-11, 03:27 PM   #5
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Default Re: Things you wished you'd said at the time but didn't think of until 5 minutes later..

So my Love, If you think my penis is the size of a TicTac, then why has your sister still got bad breath?

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