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08-01-12, 08:24 PM
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Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors
HELP!!!!! I'm getting really fed up!!!!
My daughter is nearly 14 - and a very pretty tall blue eyed blonde. There are some teenage lads in the village who are starting to be a right PIA, calling round and being stupid. She's not interested, has told them to foxtrot but they still keep coming back. Short of shooting the buggers, what can I do to get rid of them???? |
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08-01-12, 08:30 PM
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Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors
Couple of these dotted down the path
 
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08-01-12, 08:30 PM
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Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors
have the org round for a drink i dout they will be back
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08-01-12, 08:32 PM
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Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors
Hold a Jehovah's party night
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08-01-12, 08:35 PM
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Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors
i can think of an option but youll end up on some sort of list and the neighbours may linch you
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08-01-12, 08:38 PM
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Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors
As long as they don't start spraying on your door to mark their territories...
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08-01-12, 08:42 PM
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Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors
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08-01-12, 08:42 PM
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We could put them in a van and drive them 200 miles away and lose their phones 
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08-01-12, 08:43 PM
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 I find that the easy way to get rid of unwanted gentleman callers is with a crowbar, then into the boot of your car, wrapped in plastic obviously to avoid contamination of the boot. Then you need an oil drum. Put them in the oil drum, fill it up with concrete and dump it at sea, somewhere deep where it wont wash back up again! Hope that helps! 
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