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This morning two large men barged in front of me to get on the train.
I then had the pleasure of a delayed journey into Liverpool Street made so much worse by some large young numpty sitting opposite me with his ipod headphones blasting out tinny R&B loud enough to disturb the rest of the carriage. He also sniffed loudly around every 20 seconds and chewed gum with his mouth open. He was aware that at least 3 people opposite him were all glaring at him but didn't seem to know or care why. Whatever happened to chewing with your mouth shut, carrying a hankerchief and showing consideration for others. I was so tempted to say 'I've heard you have a really small penis' near him quietly and then when he couldn't hear me over his music shout it a bit louder.
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Aye, public transport ain't the most pleasant of experiences these days. Not that it was ever first rate and I don't know if it's me being particularly averse to it after having the luxury of solitary riding but if I'm forced to use it now I spend the whole time cringing...
Should have fallen into him accidentally thus yanking his earplugs out and then dropping the appendage comment ![]() Last edited by missyburd; 28-02-12 at 10:46 AM. |
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You travel cattle class, you are treated like cattle.
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This is the reason why we have bikes.
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Chiltern Trains only have cattle class
![]() Even if I wanted to pay extra to get away from some of the bottom feeders LPH encounters I don't have the option.
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I was tempted but just couldn't be bothered this morning. I was also tempted to drop my bottle of water open into his lap. Or punch him very hard but Mr LPH gets cross when I get into fights.
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They atrophied away - the entitlement society.
Coincidence? Hmmm...
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Nah Northern Rail have cattle class
Middlesbrough to Carlisle Used to it as its sardine class on some buses in the morning
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