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Old 18-11-10, 03:34 PM   #1
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We all know that this epidemic is inevitable. Tactics are a must.

I would grab some butchers' knives from the Uni canteen downstairs, and get a vehicle from the Maserati garage down the road. I'd search for a weapons store, and equip better (sniper rifle, sword, shotgun). I'd pop to Tescos and hoard, then go in search of survivors and better equipment.
Once I have adequate partners, we'd get to a vantage point, and over time fortify our base and do patrols for more survivors, until a strong colony is built.




These are "Shaun of the Dead" zombies, with a few faster "Zombieland" zombies.
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Old 18-11-10, 03:36 PM   #2
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I'd save some bacon...

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Old 18-11-10, 03:40 PM   #3
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Fortify the base? You're already secure inside a walled campus! Having said that, they may come over the footbridge...

Worst comes to the worst, seal off the gates at North and South towers and let the zombies take the New Halls while you party in the quads and eat like kings in Boog buwahahahaha

edit: don't let them take the old boiler house either, there's a secret tunnel back to Founders...
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Old 18-11-10, 03:41 PM   #4
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I'd go to work, no one likes working so its the last place they'd look.
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Old 18-11-10, 03:54 PM   #5
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Fortify the base? You're already secure inside a walled campus! Having said that, they may come over the footbridge...

Worst comes to the worst, seal off the gates at North and South towers and let the zombies take the New Halls while you party in the quads and eat like kings in Boog buwahahahaha

edit: don't let them take the old boiler house either, there's a secret tunnel back to Founders...
Yeah, Founders might be the vantage point, but there's too many random nooks and all the architecture would give the zombies good camouflage
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Old 18-11-10, 04:44 PM   #6
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head for fulwood bks, weapons, food ,vehicles,own fuel supply and nbc suits (dont get the blood on you)
beer in sumners across the road ,sainsbury's 500m away
sit on watch tower popping off zombie heads with my rifle while loving the 18 foot tall 4 foot wide stone walls that suround me
oh and theres just enough room to use the internal roads a small bike race track woohooo

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Old 18-11-10, 05:05 PM   #7
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We all know that this epidemic is inevitable. Tactics are a must.

I would grab some butchers' knives from the Uni canteen downstairs, and get a vehicle from the Maserati garage down the road. I'd search for a weapons store, and equip better (sniper rifle, sword, shotgun). I'd pop to Tescos and hoard, then go in search of survivors and better equipment.
Once I have adequate partners, we'd get to a vantage point, and over time fortify our base and do patrols for more survivors, until a strong colony is built.




These are "Shaun of the Dead" zombies, with a few faster "Zombieland" zombies.

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Old 18-11-10, 05:24 PM   #8
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Nearest military base? There will be weapons if they are all dead (somehow)...

Other than that, Barricade my upstairs then slowly kill them all with all sorts of crap. Obviously in this country there arnt so many Guns, so I guess its good old fissioned close quarters for us in the UK. Fassion some sort of big ar$e sword? ha ha

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Old 18-11-10, 06:00 PM   #9
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Old 18-11-10, 07:09 PM   #10
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There is a really good programme on syfy HD only at the moment just like this.

I think it would be awesome.

I nip to kerry's to grab a couple of rifles and shot guns then I would head out into the sticks. Find a house in the middle of a field so I could see people coming... Job done.

I would ocassionally nip to the local town for extra supplies.
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