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Old 16-09-12, 12:12 PM   #1
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Default A fish beginning with b......?

Just back from Mum-in-law's, been over to make sure she's up, dressed, breakfasted and sorted her lunch out.

She has dementia, and the conversations can be a little, er interesting. We attempted to discuss world news and what's been on TV. "Did you see that film with so and so in it?" "You know the one, it had the guy who wasn't the Doctor and he has a long name, and he has horrible white lumps on his arm."

Try and pick the bones out of that if you can.

So I ask her what she'd like for lunch. "I'd like a nice bit of fish. You know the one I like, it begins with a B." After offering various options like Bream and Bass we eventually settle on what her favourite is.

The fish beginning with B is.................................. Bird's Eye.
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Old 16-09-12, 12:40 PM   #2
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Default Re: A fish beginning with b......?

Reminds me of the joke

Name 3 fish that begin and end in "K"

1 - killer shark
2 - Kwik-save haddock
3 - Kilmarnock.................................(it's a place)



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Old 16-09-12, 04:56 PM   #3
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Bri that's a good story.

A Mother in Law with Dementia? I think you are going to have to try to keep that sense of humour going....Good luck!
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