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Old 25-09-12, 10:04 AM   #1
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Default Quickest way to ruin a bikers day

Riding down the road on the way to work, stop at some lights.
Big plume of black smoke from in front of me. Yep, thanks for that Reg/Rec a fire on my bike is just what i wanted.
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Old 25-09-12, 12:31 PM   #2
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after all the rain down here , couldnt you just ride into a masive puddle
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Old 25-09-12, 05:33 PM   #3
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just think it could of been worse...
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Old 25-09-12, 05:38 PM   #4
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Thought i could smell roasted nuts
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Old 25-09-12, 09:16 PM   #5
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Do you just buy battered old dogs with faults?

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Old 25-09-12, 09:41 PM   #6
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I sold my GSX750EFE to a mate. A few months later him and his g/friend were miles away from home on holiday when the rear seat caught fire when the reg/rec went pop. She wasn't best pleased cos it burnt her bum.
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