New bupa plan.

you're a sick senior citizen and the
government says they are going to sell
your house to pay for your nursing care.So what do you do?
...
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older
a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to
shoot four Politicians.Of course, this means you will be sent to prison..... where you will get three meals
a day, a roof over your head, central heating,air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? That’s great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come
and visit you as often as they do now.And who will be paying for all of this?
It’s the same government that just told
you that they cannot afford to pay for
your nursing care.And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians
while you are at it.Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay income tax.
Is this a great country or what?


See this earlier thought you peeps may like it...

[embee]

According to the governments own figures here , the cost per place or cost per prisoner is between £35k and £40k per year.


...........makes you think, doesn't it?

[SoulKiss]

Hey Disco, enjoy your time inside for posting incitment to murder multiple politicians

seeing as you put it like that... someone was selling an air rifle weren't they?

I just have to try to get my senile old mine to remember this when I'm 65!

[Wideboy]

Why only stop at 4?

Originally Posted by Wideboy

Why only stop at 4?

+1

I think you'd need more than four. Given the leniency of some sentencing recently I reckon you'll need at least 7 for a comfortable retirement. 14 if the judge takes into account Just Cause or Self Defense.

It's a nice story. I'd suggest you go in a prison, even as a visitor, before you actually try it,

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by disco2

while you are at it.Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay income tax.

Really?

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Really?

only because they don't earn enough.