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Old 16-05-05, 08:14 AM   #1
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Hi All,

So thre I am in bed last night, and I hear what sounds like the wheelie bin being moved by the wind or summat.
I think nothing of it, and then I hear it again but this time it sounds different So I get up to look out of the window (which I can see the whole of the driveway), and there's 3 fookers creeping up the driveway
By this time, I have lost the plot, I'm now practically hanging out of the window staring at them. And I shout "WTF are you doin'" to which they stop and look up. "Now F**K Off"!!! "
To which the three of them run down the drive as fast as they can, whilst I'm still shouting "You better keep runnin' you tw@s, the dogs will be out now! "

I ran downstairs, by this time the 2 dogs are wanting to GUN it out of the door, abnd barking like bloody hell!!
I open the door and the dogs shoot out after the little b@st@ds!

So today I will be taking 2 - 3 days holiday to put my security shed up!

The feckin cheek of the thieving scum!
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Old 16-05-05, 08:22 AM   #2
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Hey Chris - well done .

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The feckin cheek of the thieving scum!
It's not cheeck.... it's attempted theft.

Get more/bigger dogs. Or a gun.
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Old 16-05-05, 08:23 AM   #3
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Damn, sorry to hear about that mate. Glad you spotted them in time and you've got a security shed.
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Old 16-05-05, 08:57 AM   #4
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Glad you spotted them
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Old 16-05-05, 08:59 AM   #5
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Maybe you should have let the dogs out first. Then they c_nts might have got bitten.
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Old 16-05-05, 09:15 AM   #6
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Puts a whole new context on the "farmer Martin"case dont it?How would you react to this in the middle of the night?
I would happily open fire with no qualms at all,and if I was sitting on the jury the verdict would be not guilty.
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Old 16-05-05, 09:22 AM   #7
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Main thing.....finish the shed!
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Old 16-05-05, 09:37 AM   #8
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Thieving scumbags

Get that shed up quick smart!
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Old 16-05-05, 09:52 AM   #9
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shame the dogs didnt catch them
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Get that shed up quick smart!
Yep - good advice. "Return of the Scumbags" is a film that may well be made
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