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Old 17-05-06, 11:10 PM   #1
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Default Silly joke....

And not PC either...........


Guy gets stopped by the police and they ask: "Have you been drinking sir?"

He quickly looks round and says: "No. Why, there's not a fat bird in the car is there ?"






OK, I'll get me coat...........

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Old 17-05-06, 11:19 PM   #2
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tee hee hee, very naughty very very bad But it did make me laugh
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Old 17-05-06, 11:42 PM   #3
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And not PC either...........


Guy gets stopped by the police and they ask: "Have you been drinking sir?"

He quickly looks round and says: "No. Why, there's not a fat bird in the car is there ?"






OK, I'll get me coat...........

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I dont get it
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Old 18-05-06, 06:49 AM   #4
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just choked on my cuppa when i read that
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Old 18-05-06, 07:31 AM   #5
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I dont get it
It took me a few seconds, before the penny dropped. It's very un-PC and very funny (at least if you're male)
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Old 18-05-06, 08:58 AM   #6
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HA haa ha ha a haa
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Old 18-05-06, 09:01 AM   #7
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Is that a handcrafted joke, Steve?
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Old 18-05-06, 09:17 AM   #8
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Is that a handcrafted joke, Steve?
There is definitely an air of "home-madeness" about it! Still made me chuckle tho!
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Old 18-05-06, 10:58 AM   #9
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I think I sort of get it I never was very good at getting jokes
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Old 18-05-06, 07:32 PM   #10
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like it.
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