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Old 17-10-06, 09:58 AM   #1
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Funny and short....

In a crowded city at
a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was
waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she
became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to
the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a
quick smile to the bus driver,she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a
little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once
again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She
went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare
you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and
drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you
unzipped my fly three times, I kind 'a figured we was friends.
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Old 17-10-06, 09:59 AM   #2
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Old 17-10-06, 12:39 PM   #4
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Sod the joke, just enjoyed the visual imagery No not the Texan
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Old 17-10-06, 02:39 PM   #6
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chagrin
Wonderful word. Not used anywhere near enough.
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Old 17-10-06, 02:41 PM   #7
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chagrin
Wonderful word. Not used anywhere near enough.
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Old 17-10-06, 02:45 PM   #8
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That was actually really funny.....well done . Sounds like something i'd be stupid enough to do!
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Old 17-10-06, 02:47 PM   #9
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That was actually really funny.....well done . Sounds like something i'd be stupid enough to do!
I'll be round to help you onto the bus shortly.
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