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after a polite request i am only posting one joke a day
![]() Last night police were called to a branch of Pizza Hut after a body of a member of staff was found covered in mushrooms, onions ham and cheese. The police spokesman said that there was a strong possiblity that the man had topped himself. |
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You could have at least posted a good joke a day.
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Oh dear.. Ha haa
You and Cuffy should join forces. You could be the bad boys of comedy
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I thought we had to be older than 6 to join this forum?
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LOL
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And that joke all wrong anyway. Its not supposed to be about pizza guys but ice cream men. Guys covered in hundreds n thousands and sauce. topped himself, see?
I shuld know as ive been both a pizza maker and deliverer and an ice cream man in a van.
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I knew i heard that joke before!!!
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