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A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man f*rts and says, "One nil."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's f*rt football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, Goal - 1-1". After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,"Penalty- 2-1." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty - 2-2." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Free Kick - Goal, 3-2." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he cr@ps in the bed. The wife says, What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, change sides" ![]() ![]()
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EEeewwww!!!
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