What's yer Tartan?

So Dicky, what pattern does MacTicker Tartan look like?

Just curious...... Perhaps someone from Sv Ecosse can answer....

For the benefit of the misinformed McKINNON has its own dress and hunting tartans ,but because of our allegiance to the cause and helping Charles Edward Stuart,Grandson of James II of England escape the murdering hands of the English impostors,who denied him his rightful place as king,we are allowed to wear both dress and royal Stuart tartans The result being now The House of Hannover,which I believe to be Prussian

Herewith endeth the history lesson

Now this other geezer Dicky McTicker is more akin to the McDonalds and has a tartan in yellow and red embellished with burgers and the battle cry " Follow the big fries" It is also part of the regalia
to wear over size shoes so they don't sink in the peat bogs whilst fleeing the Mc Pettzas who have invaded from Italy